Omitting My Confessions

"No Snowflake in an avalanche ever felt responsible"

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via theofficialariel)

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

(via ilikedaisiesinthespringtime)

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via youraveragebenjamin)

Be clearly aware of the stars and infinity on high. Then life seems almost enchanted after all.

— Vincent van Gogh (via vincentvangogh-art)

(via lightlyfloating)

missellacronin:

All joking aside it is actually far too hot in my room to wear clothes.

I want that lace thing. Where does one acquire such things?

missellacronin:

All joking aside it is actually far too hot in my room to wear clothes.

I want that lace thing. Where does one acquire such things?